CrossFit t-shirt slogans

[Shawn Russell]

At Jerry's request, here's some of the slogans I found online. By way of disclosure, all of these were lifted off of other CrossFit affiliates' web sites.

DFL (dead freakin last) beats DNF (did not finish) beats DNS (did not start).

(front) It doesn’t get any easier. (back) I don’t want it to.

Drink the Kool-Aid.

It still hasn’t killed me (but keeps trying).

CrossFit vs. Total Gym. The only fight Chuck Norris ever lost.

Don’t worry…you’ll pass out before you die.

If our Girls don’t get you . . . our Heroes will . . . (or vice versa)

(A token “300” reference) Only Crossfit gives birth to real men.

Please clean up your sweat and skin after your workouts.

If it doesn’t make your stronger, it will probably kill you.

For the girls:
Its OK to stare, just don’t interrupt me.

[Jerry Hill]

Russ,
I drew up one of your slogans into a design:

Make custom t-shirts at CustomInk.com

[Jeff]

"Semper Paratus" - always ready

[Hazen Marshall]

Those are great!

[Christine]

Sean,
Not crazy about the "easy like your mom". I've "disciplined" a teenager who kept oversleeping for school by taking him to 0530 Crossfit. My dream workout shirt would say "Do not disturb" on the front and "Mother of 5 at rest" on the back. But I digress...

I really like

the DFL>DNF>DNS

Crossfit: where the Fit hit the “Fran”

Here's a link to a bunch more slogans/mottos from Oakland

http://www.crossfitoakland.com/archives/2007/05/t-shirt_slogan.html

I am particularly fond of the "Form Follows Function" It says it all for me... especially since there are a bunch of days when FORM is the ugliest four letter f word in the book!

[Jeremy R. Moss]

There are a lot of good sayings on zazzle.com (http://www.zazzle.com/crossfit+tshirts).

I think my favorites are:

"Crossfit: We don't use machines, we make them..."

"Buck Furpees"

"Your workout is our warmup"

"Popeye had spinach, I have Crossfit"

"Today we do what nobody else will do so that tomorrow we do what nobody else can do."

"It doesn't have to be fun to be fun."

"Creating fitness from chaos."

[Cross Fit]

There are lot of good things on CrossFit t-shirt slogans this post.